The strange case of the disappearing Tory?

Dear Rotherham Politics,

Does the person actually exist in reality or is he/she/it/they another figment of political imagination which floats around the junketing corridors down at Town Hall Towers just picking up their more than Sheffield City Councillor expenses and doing naff-all in return?

I know that Rovrum Tawreez are as rare as Rovrum Rockin Oss Dung but surely this is “Extracting the Urine” a little bit, innit?

The following response is what constantly returns whenever I include her/she/he/it/they in my regular enquiries of those who chose to put themselves forward for public office to serve the electorate on our behalf and run our town with our informed consent.

Yours Sincerely,

On Sat, 14/7/12, <> wrote:

From: <>
Subject: Delivery Status Notification (Failure)
To: Don Buxton
Date: Saturday, 14 July, 2012, 15:58

This is an automatically generated Delivery Status Notification.

Delivery to the following recipients failed.

2 thoughts on “The strange case of the disappearing Tory?

    • Dear Trambuster,

      Your eloquently worded response has produced a puke-invoking vivid picture in my mind of diss Tawree laydee going bareback wiv Da Tawree Toff Lookan on Shergar’s broad shoulders.

      I couldn’t make out wevver day was Biffo Bear or got dare clobber on, tho.

      As ever, Da Nastee Partee love to ride on someone’s poor back, be it man, woman, child or beast.

      Oh dear, da mention of “beast” may open up a whole new series of puke-invoking vivid pictures in my mind. Best not go there, methinks, ROFLMFAO and PMSL 🙂


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