Dear Rotherham Readers,
Evenin’ all, Dixon of Dock Green ‘ere. Just put my duty armband on and wanted to assure you that I’m pounding the beat and lookin’ for hooks n tea leafs n peter men.
Scotland Yard re MacShame’s Standards & Privileges Committee “We are aware of the report and will be assessing its content in due course.”
On Friday 2nd November I was proceeding in a norf-sarf-east-westerly direction in accordance with station fixed beat standing orders when I observed a suspicious figure skulking in the vicinty of da Palace of Westminster …